Monkey Law

Man. No sooner do I post a strip which basically calls Ariel Sharon ugly, then the man has a stroke and is clinging to life. I’m not saying it was reading Wednesday’s Monkey Law that caused the stroke in question, but you never know, right?

All I can say is, Arik, don’t take it so hard! Yeah, you’re a little overweight, but I didn’t mean to suggest that you’re ugly per se. Just not as good looking as Colin Farrell.

Who would have thought the Butcher of Beirut would be so thin-skinned?

Now I’m hearing that everyone’s favorite shit-for-brains, Pat Robertson, has (predictably) opened his big mouth on the subject of Sharon’s stroke. Words of compassion for a stricken world leader? What are you, crazy? Who do you think this is? A real man of God? No, we’re talking about Brother Pat here. Instead, he’s making sure everyone aware that Sharon’s stroke is God’s punishment. What a guy.

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