Friday, March 2, 2007
Lethargic phase
Every once in a while, you have to fight the boredom. When I was working at a Subway in Iowa City, our big idea was to steal a frozen monkey from the university science department and crucify it in the store where our bosses would find it the next morning.
It never happened. To this day, I’m not sure what the legal penalty for frozen-monkey-crucifixion is.
