April 6th, 2007
This Onion article hit a little close to home.
SACRAMENTO, CA—Claiming that it is “something every man deserves to do once,” local resident Carl Hilland, 32, told reporters Monday that, before he dies, he would like to throw a good, clean punch to somebody’s face.
God help me, so do I. I really do.
Has anyone ever wondered how hard they could hit a guy if they had to? I do, nearly every day. I will probably never get to find out.
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Friday, April 6, 2007
Apparently, it’s a corruption of “God’s Friday,” which still doesn’t explain why people today still call it “good.” I think there are some issues there.
What, you thought you’d find out the girl monkey’s name today? No, I’ve been a LOST fan for too long. Suffer as I’ve suffered.
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