Trust me
Just can’t put my finger on it. Something’s not right. You what else isn’t right? The country. You know who can make that better? Ron Paul. He’s going to win all the primaries, you know. He even won last night in Iowa, but you won’t see the MSM reporting that. They’re busy reporting that he didn’t get as many votes as anyone else. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you.
Transcript | Julian | I don’t know, Steven... you seem... different, somehow... |
| Alien disguised as Steven | Yes. |
| Alien disguised as Steven | I have had several solar cycles to consider our situation, and I have concluded that my behavior towards you was, to use the vernacular, akin to fecal matter. |
| Alien disguised as Steven | I have undertaken to improve the quality of my simianhood that I might be a more positive life partner, and this is no doubt the change that you detect. |
| Julian | I don't know... something still seems off... |
| Alien disguised as Steven | Do you not trust me, life partner? |
| Julian | Of course I do. I'm sorry. |
| Alien disguised as Steven | Excellent. Now, I would like to tell you about Ron Paul... |
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