Disguise Penetrated
And it was such a good disguise, too. He had the hair and everything.
Now that I think about it, “fuck you” really doesn’t work as a mission statement either… maybe slogan? Maxim? Rallying cry? I dunno. I do know that if you take the first letters of every fifteenth word of Atlas Shrugged, that’s what it spells. Look it up if you don’t believe me.
You looked it up? Sucker.
Transcript | Monkey Angst | Not to be rude or anything, but you are an alien, right? |
| Alien disguised as Monkey Love | Yes. You have penetrated my disguise. |
| Monkey Angst | So what are you guys doing here? Is this an invasion? |
| Alien disguised as Monkey Love | No. We do not believe in using coercion to achieve our ends... |
| Alien disguised as Monkey Love | We are a freedom-loving race from many of your light years away. We heard of the candidacy of the one called Ron Paul and felt that the time was ripe to bestow on this planet the message of Libertarianism. |
| }}"Fuck you" isn't much of a message.{{/character | {{character=}}No. That's really more of a mission statement... |
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So, I’m curious… what’s your beef with libertarianism?