This Onion article hit a little close to home.
SACRAMENTO, CA—Claiming that it is “something every man deserves to do once,” local resident Carl Hilland, 32, told reporters Monday that, before he dies, he would like to throw a good, clean punch to somebody’s face.
God help me, so do I. I really do.
Has anyone ever wondered [...]
Category Archives: Life
One good punch
Friday, April 6, 2007 – 10:45 pm
Kermit sings “Hurt”
Wednesday, March 28, 2007 – 5:19 pm
I must admit, this video made me laugh. Not much of a Nine Inch Nails fan anymore, but I’m a huge Muppet fan (”muppophile?”). Enjoy.
Cloned sheep is 15% human
Sunday, March 25, 2007 – 5:43 pm
This article claims that scientists have created a sheep that has 15% human organs. Does this scare the living crap out of anyone else, particularly when coupled with the photo above?
Well, I guess it’s OK, as long as that 15% doesn’t include the brain or, like, the buttocks. Because that would really look creepy.
Carlos Mencia continues to swipe jokes
Wednesday, March 21, 2007 – 3:28 pm
When I first discussed Carlos Mencia on this blog, my main objection to him was that he was a self-aggrandizing douche. But lately, it’s started to come out that he steals the fuck out of other people’s jokes as well. Some have been obscure comics, and hacks like Joe Rogan, but for his most recent [...]
Ow
Wednesday, June 7, 2006 – 1:14 pm
OK, today officially sucks. First my scanner decides not to behave, so I essentially give up on having a strip up today. Then on my drive into work, some idiot cuts me off. So I hit the horn with my thumb and end up messing up both of them — the horn and my thumb. [...]