Crackpot reports
The professor’s name was Marc Herold, in case anyone is still interested in a subject as quaint as Afghanistan.
(3/15/07)
Transcript | MONKEY LOVE | Whatcha lookin' at? |
| MONKEY ANGST | A rundown of civilian casualties in Afghanistan... |
| MONKEY ANGST | According to a professor in New Hampshire, over 4,000 have been killed so far by US bombing -- this comes from news sources all over the world! But not a single US news source will touch it! |
| MONKEY LOVE | Well, look at it from their side! These news guys can't affor to chase down every crackpot report and asinine theory that comes in -- there's too much hard fact to cover! |
| OTHER MONKEY | Guys, check this out! The Bee-Gees are getting KNIGHTED! |
| MONKEY ANGST | Yeah, you're probably right... |