Monkey Law

Transcript [[Front door to the US Army recruiting center at a Mall. A handdrawn sign with an arrow pointing to the door says "Free Crack"]]

Devo Monkey	So, did your friend go back to Germany?
Monkey Angst	Actually, no. He's been reassigned stateside. They've got him doing recruitming now.
Devo Monkey	Wow. Tough gig. They've been having problems finding people who still wanna sign up.
Monkey Angst	He seemed optimistic. Says he's got a plan for bringing in the sort of kids he's looking for.