Lust for Life, pt. 1
I haven’t written any commentary for this strip yet.
|TV||And that concludes this evening's installment of our ongoing series on corporate malfeasance and corruption...|
|TV||As always, we ask our viewers to put aside the fact that this and all other networks are in fact owned by large corporations... we assure you, we, the guardians of the public trust, are just as outraged as you are!|
|TV||We know how you love to hear about the downfall of the very very rich, but you won't find us mentioning the fact that we could buy and sell you a thousand times over. Trust us, we're on your side!|
|TV||How do you know we're on the level? Why, if we weren't, you'd see it on the news, wouldn't you? From all of us, good night...|