I wouldn’t mind so much. Kids are great as long as you can always give them back to somebody else.
|Julian||Okay, I’m off to meet with the adoption agency...|
|Steven||That’s now? Why didn’t you tell me? I’m not even showered!|
|Julian||Actually, steven, you’re, uh... not coming. The state of Texas doesn’t recognize us as a couple, you know...|
|Julian||So basically the only way for me to adopt is as an individual.|
|Steven||So you’d be the father, and I’d be what, exactly?|
|Julian||I believe the legal term is “some guy.”|
|Steven||Yeah, I’m liking this idea more and more every minute...|